"Not true governor Romney, not true" - Barack Obama, 2012. We meet at an urgent time to finally, once and for all, to wipe out China! There have been conflicting reports of high energy prices, fucking chicken masks and panic in the streets. We're lucky. As luck would have it, I became unfired right after being fired when the price per kWh fell from 1 krona to 1.69*(0.69*0.42). This made my workplace a job creator we haven't seen since 9/11. What I, Barack Obama, wanted to relay to you: Arg Blattovic, is that these energy prices are all a hoax made by the Russian mafia together with the IMF, United Nation, European Unions and climate change alarmists while the real threat to my mid-2000s PC is climate change. Think about it: What happens when Xbox 360 units go though too many heat cycles? Their GPU loses reliable connection with the motherboard, right? This means that if climate change makes my house a little bit warmer, my mid-2000s PC will be estimated to be dead at around 2031 instead of the year 2037 which was the nominal estimation based upon the assumption that climate change was not real. I guess what I'm trying to say is this: watch Gula Divisionen on VHS this Christmas to save on the DVD oil used by DVD:s to send their data over the infrared laser.
"Not true governor Romney, not true" - Barack Obama, 2012. We meet at an urgent time to finally, once and for all, to wipe out China! There have been conflicting reports of high energy prices, fucking chicken masks and panic in the streets. We're lucky. As luck would have it, I became unfired right after being fired when the price per kWh fell from 1 krona to 1.69*(0.69*0.42). This made my workplace a job creator we haven't seen since 9/11. What I, Barack Obama, wanted to relay to you: Arg Blattovic, is that these energy prices are all a hoax made by the Russian mafia together with the IMF, United Nation, European Unions and climate change alarmists while the real threat to my mid-2000s PC is climate change. Think about it: What happens when Xbox 360 units go though too many heat cycles? Their GPU loses reliable connection with the motherboard, right? This means that if climate change makes my house a little bit warmer, my mid-2000s PC will be estimated to be dead at around 2031 instead of the year 2037 which was the nominal estimation based upon the assumption that climate change was not real. I guess what I'm trying to say is this: watch Gula Divisionen on VHS this Christmas to save on the DVD oil used by DVD:s to send their data over the infrared laser.