As someone who recently dated a mattress with holes, I can 100% confirm that women just want your food! On my last date, the kvinnemenneske just went straight for my super long, hard and slippery hot dog that I made for her! Just as she put it in her mouth and bit it, its white liquid just sprayed everywhere. She had to hold it with her hand since it was so wobbly too! But after that she actually let me feast on her melons she brought with her.
Eddie Meduza always told me to grab the melons to get laid, and I can't believe it worked! I got my cute Norwegian girl right into my pocket now! But I am a little conflicted. Should I keep this norska or go straight for Ayane Kurozumi from 玉キック?!! Help me, arga blatte!!
As someone who recently dated a mattress with holes, I can 100% confirm that women just want your food! On my last date, the kvinnemenneske just went straight for my super long, hard and slippery hot dog that I made for her! Just as she put it in her mouth and bit it, its white liquid just sprayed everywhere. She had to hold it with her hand since it was so wobbly too! But after that she actually let me feast on her melons she brought with her.
Eddie Meduza always told me to grab the melons to get laid, and I can't believe it worked! I got my cute Norwegian girl right into my pocket now! But I am a little conflicted. Should I keep this norska or go straight for Ayane Kurozumi from 玉キック?!! Help me, arga blatte!!