RENT-A-FOREIGNER
Mercenary Wordsmith for Hire
Hello.
I’m that guy that didn’t have his career ruined when I got blamed for a school massacre. I know plenty about handling dirty, getting dirty and surviving dirty. For the right price I can be as clean, or foul, as your wishes may carry.
I am a professional Foreigner with plenty of experience in taboo-advertising and linguistic finesse, and during my near decade long career I’ve acquired talents that may be of use to you.
If you are interested in any of the following services, or can think of special requests on Your own, send a message to my business e-mail and tell me what you need:
✅ fantastiskaproduktioner@protonmail.com
Need advice? E-mail consultation
This will be an email response. Please include all details and I will respond within 48 hours.
Price: 25 USD
YT Community Post Advertisement
If you are an artist, content creator, entrepreneur, website designer, writer, publicist, etcetera, you can now advertise your brand on my YouTube channel's Community page. My audience is currently just over 200,000 subscribers.
Ads must adhere to YouTube guidelines. The ad will be posted within 48 hours of payment at the beginning of every week, for a month time.
Price: 100 USD
30 minute Video Chat Consultation
For 30 minutes I will act as your shrink, life-coach, imam, marketing consultant, whatever your struggle may be.
Price: 150 USD
60 minute Video Chat Consultation
For 60 minutes I will act as your shrink, life-coach, imam, marketing consultant, whatever your struggle may be.
Price: 250 USD
YouTube coaching (1 hour)
Let me inform you about everything I’ve learned regarding script writing, editing, social media marketing, argumentation tactics and the art of speech.
Price: 300 USD
Ghostwrite debate article
I will use my serpent tongue to write a clean, sharp article that is to your liking, and increases your chances to get noticed by whatever major media outlet you intend on getting it published in.
I’ve had success with this before, sadly part of being a ghostwriter is you can never share your resume. Ironic, but also why it’s effective! While my name might be controversial, yours doesn’t have to be. You can simply leech off my talents to put shape to emotions and sentiments you struggle with.
Having experience as an actor, I’ve noticed my general artsiness helps to put myself in the mind and emotional desires of the person asking for a writing job.
Price: 400 USD
Order a video topic
You tell me what you want to see a video about, perhaps you have specific sources You would like me to address. Perhaps I can think of sources to add. Together we piece a script and I handle the recording, editing and production.
The video will be uploaded to my main channel. Before any payment, we will discuss whether the project is feasable and suits YouTube guidelines.
Price: 400 USD
Schedule an Interview / Collab
Did anyone say Friendly Neighbourhood Foreigner?
No? Okay, well I’m here anyway!
Obviously I’m not going to allow you to violate YouTube guidelines, as that may get my entire channel taken down, but anything else is up for discussion.
Price: 500 USD
Public Speaking
Hire me to hold a lecture before a group of people, organization, school, etc.
Price: 1500 USD (not including travel expenses)
Speech Writer
Are you in a hurry and need to borrow some charisma? Step right through my gates of hell, please! :)
Price: 400 USD
Edit a video for you “Angry Foreigner”-style
You give me the recorded footage, and we shall see what can be done.
Price: 100$ an hour